EY!

Whats happening….*sigh

So, on an entirely shit note… I decided to have a beer last night. Sobriety not going so well, as all I feel like today is water sleep and fried food….

And that also meant my true blood marathon has been interrupted… is it just me or is anyone sad that in the first season that crazy (yet kind of attractive) wench Amy, killed Eddie… he was so lovely!

And I have to say… his makeup from the silver mesh burns was done quite well…

Speaking of makeup… after returning from Europe... I might try my hand at my chosen profession, after 2 years out of it.. :(

Much more money and fun to be had there than working in this arse of a job… but I wont be able to sit on the internet as much…dammit!

I have decided that 3 below is dangerous… because it sells giant fucking beers.. that when ordering a round… I just cant resist…

For all those who don’t know it.. http://www.threebelow.com.au/ nice bar… lovely bar people and chefs… good times…

In my hungover state today I decided to shave… but keep my fantastically pathetic excuse for a moustache… oh well at least my mum thinks I look good!

I have recently started to revert back to eating chocolate… Damn tasty goodness, its killing me quicker than the crack and booze is..!

Would you agree that the twix© bar is probably the best one going around… and marsbars are poo…

…jeez whats even worse today, my boss is having a swearing fight with his wife on the phone… uncomfortable much?

I had a bit of a wig out yesterday about my life… thinking what I wanted to do … cos I am sitting like a fucking vegetable at this job… getting lazy and pale…

Bring on summer and make me a lion tamer, and ill be right… but in all seriousness, I’m thinking makeup might be a good idea… after all I still have heaps of stuff which is being unused.

I know I found this many moons ago… but I thought I would share this with you… when googling my name ‘Flipp’, one of the more popular search results is this piece of utter horse shit of a band

Im thinking of changing my name…

So EPL is back this week… Liverpool playing burnley… who I must thank for beating Man U… but please don’t pull out the same display against us…

And now for another return of…..

THINGS THAT SHIT ME –

1. People that sigh and huff and puff about there not being enough room on the tram (in peak hour) … like honestly… yeah I bumped into your arm.. but this is public transport… if you don’t like it….drive your car you pretentious cockburger!

2. Fashion point – late 20’s to early 40’s men that think the only outfit they can wear on a night out on the town… is bootcut jeans and brown dress shoes, with either a black button up shirt or one with stupid pattern on it.… seriously… its getting old and when you walk in a group… you all have the same shit on… (or brown/khaki/beige trainers… incorrect)

3. Motherfuckers who take a sneaky peak at your *insert word for penis* while at the urinal….really lads… really? Just don’t… (even better when they realise they have been caught..awkward arseholes)

4. Rock/rap fusions (the bad ones) like linkin park and limp bizkit… now what are they doing…

5. Coffee snobs… oh ill have the risretto with the crème of dicks…. Or you cant drink a latte after 11…. Or its not latte (that’s milk) you must say café latte…. Eat a dick!

6. Men who are verbally filthy in public…. ‘oh hi group of people… my god I just love *insert explicit sexual activity*’ or ‘ yeah id do *insert horrible sexual action* to that chick…’ stop you perverts… keep it to your self and your buddys,.. I don’t want to hear it at a café or on the tram….

7. My Moustache.. :P

8. Blatently racist people who work in customer service… (calling optus) Hi this is Cameron…can I have your mobile number… ok… how can I help you….*conversation*…. So daniel aren’t you glad im not one of those Indian people… I really wish they would stop hiring so many… this is our country….etc.etc…’ Jesus buddy! Your calls are recorded you know… even if you think it… don’t tell me… a random customer…

8. The price of booze… fuck I have spent way too much money to date… what kind of bar is charging 12dollars for 1 peroni…

9. most other things :P

haha one website I do love… is www.cracked.com, of which this is where this caption of the day has come from… haha!

And for our daily dose of graffiti…

heh...

until next time... farewell!

Love Flipp

Good afternoon Bloghookers!…

I can see as of now I have 3 followers on this blog… now that either means… not too many people have a blog profile.. or I’m epically boring.

Id like to side with the first option, but can tell it’s more than likely the second!

Sooo weekend recap...

Trying out this not drinking thing… first effort… didn’t do so well… But that will teach me for trying to start a Detox on a Friday… when I have a house party to attend then later working at a bar… sigh…

Finished work on Friday… went home to have something to eat, relax for a bit… and drive the lovely lady to a house party… which had a theme of ‘Faux Facial Hair’ which ended up with this kind of thing..




And this house belonging to the lovely Natalie had the best 19..somethingorother’s retro green kitchen..



After that… went on to work at the old trusty WORDbar! It has been a while since the last shift… but everything seemed the same… worked with Seb, who I am forever in debt to for getting me Meredith Tickets..

The night was called ‘Twilight Crooks’ which was a hip hop night but with a bit of a twist… they had a featured artist who was selling paintings, a featured fashion label… not just your average shit hiphop/r&b had some more laid back and different stuff.
I was more than happy to hear Collie Buddz, A-trak remixes, Jay-z, No Diggity, Kid Sister, Lupe Fiasco, Nas, Wu-tang and others, that you normally wouldn’t hear out too much.
The night is run by these guys… which after meeting the boys, seemed like really cool kids.. with great ideas for their music/events business.

Check them out… and come down to word bar for next Friday… and have a beer

www.iamfatterthanyou.com

The only downside was finishing early morning... wrecked me for most of the weekend..

And going to late night Maccas drivethru! I had to repeat my order 3 times because the guy kept getting it wrong…(Hi, 1 chicken deluxe meal and a chicken deluxe burger and a cheese burger…..ok 2 mcchickens….noooo let me repeat…) .. then when he finally got it right.. we waited 10 minutes for it and they got it wrong! Sigh…


Saturday consisted of waking up at 2 pm… having some fried Asian food and the beginning of True blood… this show has now officially taken over my life. And easily my favourite character is this man right here



Lafayette!

Only a few episodes in… but I think it might be a lock in this week… until it is finished. And god knows what I will do when it is finished… probably take up crack..


Dinner with mum and Nonna that night.. and then off to Tryst Bar in Toorak… which actually isn’t a bad bar considering its chapel street location. Nice outside area… friendly people..
It was for Brooklee’s birthday…but while still of the sauce.. I only stayed a little..

Sunday – was a bit different… went to the footy for the first time in like a year.. got to yell at some men in short shorts and eat a pie!


Lets see how this week pans out..

On a closing note…
Here are some points.

- Hair Gel is out – unless you are a punk/rockabilly or sleazy

- After finding out about this happening to friends of mine... I have to make this statement Fuckstains who rob other people’s stuff deserve a bus to the face…

- iPhone's need to get something more exciting.. I'm getting bored.

- A lot…quote ‘a lot’ of taxi drivers are fucking weird psycho dangerous people… I had one try and run me off the road by merging into me while giving me the finger last night… (just because I was going the speed limit).. next taxi ride I have while drunk I will probably tell the driver this story hehe…

- I met a guy the other night… who (at 18years of age) still did not know how to tie his shoelaces… WTF… this is incorrect.. this boy should be caned.

- We need a petition to stop the majority of white people from dancing… its honestly getting worse… even more when hip hop comes on… just give up guys.. even the girls (who for its easier to look alright dancing) are getting worse.

- The term ‘Hooker’, is no longer an insult… more of a colloquial term for female friend… ‘hey hooker how was your weekend’ …please take note.

and that is all..

and one final picture for continuity..

crap graffiti - this one is Genius



Goodnight Hookers...

Love Flipp.

Chris Brown's Bowtie!

Blogging days.

So summer is approaching … and in an attempt to get fit and save money to head to Europe with… I’ve decided to go booze free for as long as I can. (Probably till lunch if you ask me)

Starting today … no booze, no crack pipes no prostitution… easy street!

I’m surprisingly upbeat at the moment… last night I had a bit of a whinge to some lovely friends and waking up today with the last hangover ill have in a while…. Left me looking positive…

So I’m working for the first time in ages… at word bar tonight, so pop in for a beer if you wish.

Should be exciting… serving drunk wankers, sober as a nuns brother.

I’m a little sad, because tonight we have to part with our collection of McDonalds chairs we have gradually acquired.

They are going to a new home for a while..

Few topics of interest at the moment..

Parklife festival! Lets just hope Ange can get a ticket… can anyone help?.. I’m looking forward to seeing A-Trak(and Mustard), ErolMotherfuckingAlkan, MSTRKRFT and hopefully (due to not drinking) not spending 900 bucks like I do at every festival!

Getting Meredith Tickets YES!… still planning a line up at 4 am though.! Just for the fun of it!

Chelsea getting shat on by Fifa…. No transfers until 2011 ! yes! Suck shit !

But still I don’t know what Rafa is doing with our team (Liverpool) at the moment… I’m hopeful but nervous about our season.

Also… DJ AM’s Funeral today..

Bless. I hope he gets a respectful send off.

So as to be a regular feature in this blog… stupid graffiti!

Sigh...

Deep :P

And on a final note… did anyone see Chris brown in his bowtie on Larry King the other day… fantastic…

here is a recreation courtesy of @questlove

hehe Kidding

Peace and love... Flipp

Pointless graffiti

Poor guy


Haha

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Feeling shite and more

Hi There…


Today kind of sucks for me..

Its kind of awkwardly hot… and windy (hay fever)… and I feel like shite … I’m considering being a wanker… and going straight edge… Because I’m sick of feeling like a scotch filled ashtray.

At least I can wear crazy clothing and indie glasses - a la this guy



But probably not…

Went for a few beers last night at rooftop bar.. .wasn’t too impressed with a plastic pint glass of Stella costing $9.5… but what can you expect… it’s a bar on a roof…. The view was nice and it wasn’t too cold… until it got to about 9 o’clock… then they bought the heaters out…..

Tried the new McDonalds Angus Beef burger… and the verdict as I would put it… average..

Yeah It was a gourmet bun, and the onion was red but the lettuce was brown, the meat was a little dry and the cheese was the same shit they use for the cheeseburgers… Plastic.
And to pay 7.95 for a burger... give me a burrito any day.

Lucky I don’t eat Mickey Ds too often.



I think I am still suffering the repercussions from last week’s boat ride, which was ‘the boat that rocked.’

Here’s a review of a great gig set up by my second Family (Carnation) let’s hope they do more like this.

http://www.fasterlouder.com.au/reviews/events/20069/Titanic--The-Hovercrafts-Carnation-The-Good-China--A-boat-on-the-Yarra-Melbourne-290809.htm"

The boat was packed, and after handing out 40 pizzas with caitlin, we decided to get our drink on..

Come the end of the boat trip... Amazing bands, a million overpriced beers and an epic self rendition of bohemian rhapsody I was fuckered.!

Still feeling it.


So…. Something that has pepped me up today – I decided to go through my old iPod to rediscover my youth music ..

To which I found;
Naughty by Nature – Brilliant
New Edition – Hit me offfffffff
Re found my love for R. Kelly porn R&B
A fantastic song I haven’t heard in so long – red Astaire remix– Follow me – D’Angelo, Methodman & Redman – cant get any better



Also on a more serious note

If you remember me talking about how good District 9 was….
…apparently not so good of a movie… according to some..



Yes the premise, the social commentary was well done and in some way an effective mirror on our world… but one thing I failed to take into account, and I think many others did too.

Where it was filmed – seems to have been a parallel to the story they were telling, a poor area, with people living much like the aliens in the film in makeshift houses, uncomfortable and unstable. . And bringing big Hollywood to these peoples lives is kind of a kick in the face.

Paying the local extras $12 a day (when you know they could afford more), then having lush amounts of catering and comfort right in their faces.

A short piece about it here… http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/02/district-9-soweto-residents-exploitation

(Regardless – it is a great movie.. its just a shame that these things had to happen to get it made, I still recommend you see it)


So on a closing note….

How awesome is Stupid Graffiti





Love Flipp

Haha

Good one buddy. Classic art

Brilliant day

Helllooo motherfuckers!

I'm firstly excited to see if this new blogg iPhone app works.

But..... how good is today sun is shining for the first day ever



Had a scotch and a beer at lunch followed by the quickest sandwich ever. It's put me in a great mood. But I know well probably have a week of rain to follow. Not to worry who's in for a beer tonight where shall we go?

Work has been kind of disgusting because my boss keeps farting horrible. And even worse cos I am stuck in here with the in out there. Contemplating jumping out the window but it's too high.

Other than that I've Been on a bit of a rant. Twilight is shitting me up the wall. The girls at work are obsessed with it. Half naked posters of rob Patterson or what ever his name is.

The damn books/films are pro Mormon propaganda if you ask me.
The thing that bothers me even more is we have 2 forty plus ladies here who also have half naked screen savers and posters of the guy. Weird.

Annother weird older person thing - I saw an older business woman on the tram this morning playing rpg game on her nintendo DS ... Time to get laid miss.

On another note. If anyone hasn't seen district 9 yet. Please do so. Brilliant movie. Tell me what you think.

By the way whoever invented these things need to make them last longer I've gone through 2 today



Who ever said drinking was bad?



Love Flipp

New much needed (for my own sanity) Blog

Hello Blog town,

I realised I have got to get into this more…have been on a creative blank for the last few months..

Especially considering how much I despise working at my job.

So... Anyway what’s new with me…?

Still catching the tram to work everyday… surrounded by the friendly crazies… and the horrible self proclaimed normal people, who look down on everyone else…

This morning I get on the tram, this designer clad woman, sitting on her seat, sees a blind guy on the tram feeling for a seat… her legs are in the way of his stick…. So she sighs heavily because she has to move them out of the way… sensing this bitch, the blind guy turns and asks her if he can sit down… to which she replies….im sorry, ive only got a few stops to go

The man standing next to kind of snappily says, just give him the seat will you…. To which she replies.. .’you know, you can still stand, when you’re blind

Luckily another woman got up… and bumped the lady as she did.

Me standing across the tram… just shook my head.

Other than that… coming into work to a sleazy boss, who is both racist/sexist/homophobic and just a general tyrant… the type who tricks you into false hope of hey buddy! Lets have a beer… oh we’re all good… now work! Before I ruin your life!

It’s making me a sad motherfucker… one that’s not keen to do much… resorts to not talking to anyone …and slamming shit around …

I need some creative outlet... or to work in a job I might actually enjoy.

Also – I’ve found I need to calm down on the going out aspect for the next month, as I am going overseas and cannot afford to blow all my cash like I did this weekend.

So a usual thing put in my blogs… from MySpace blogger Facebook Livejournal etc… things I like/want/hate…etc

SO… things I want at the moment

This Sweater –

A New Camera.. a proper one … my aim to become the next www.thecobrasnake.com - moustache and sleazy demeanour included

New Mac laptop…

Tickets to Anfield in OCT – ha! Good luck

I honestly need some new clothes.. I’m starting to get predictable.. grr..

Thing I am liking ATM –

Pho Vietnamese beef/noodle soup stuff

Cider – as always

NCIS – cannot beat it

Boston legal

The prospect of leaving my job/going overseas..

My rediscovery of MILO! Best ever

Milo and otis is pretty cool too…

Now as such a miserable prick… my favourite part – what I HATE at the moment…. And the list goes on…

Number one on the agenda… that lady on the tram…

number 2 – ticket scalpers.. oh…. As you may have seen from my last facebook update… man.. ive seen it a million times.. people buying 4-5 tickets not needing all of them, solely to wait until the very last moment and jack the price up ! its just plain rude..

third… something that happens most days…. My boss goes to the pub at midday doesn’t come back for 3 hours… blind and starts yelling at me about stuff that doesn’t make sense..

also.. this is an office whinge… - how come at every office there is one middle aged lady who is the ‘Office Queen/Nazi’… always group emailing about keeping the kitchen clean or ‘im throwing out everything from the fridge…come and save your stuff’ or is the only one who organises work social events… or is always the first to gossip or bitch about someone else… get a life love… or a boyfriend… (snap)

other than that… I leave you with a picture of a pug… keeps me happy!

ADIOS People!... until next time!

Hi…

Start of with things that shit me. This may just turn

Bike people that cut you off in your car… don’t you know I can kill you motherfucker, my vessel is made of metal and is stronger than yours.

But law says they dint your car… your fault.


People in public civilised places, such as work, or a restaurant, who go to the bathroom, take a shit…. And don’t even attempt to flush or shut the lid… infact today I went to the bathroom for a number one to walk into the cubicle, to find a nugget in the bowl with both the lid and the seat up. So someone has not only shat, not flushed but actually lifted the seat up too. And probably didn’t wash their hands. Bastardo!

Being put on hold by customer service only for their manager to come back and talk over me and tell me ‘im sorry we just cant answer that, you will have to wait 48 hours for this response’… I ask… why does it take 48 hours….. they reply ‘ because it does! Is there anything else I can help you with’
You didn’t help in the first place you harlot!
Or this one –
Me: has this account been finalised?
Guy: umm yes it has..
Me: what date was it paid out.
Guy: umm actually it hasn’t been paid out
Me: Right….. so have any additional payments been made
Guy: well the customer has made his mothly payments each month
Me: but has he made any more than that
Guy: umm I don’t know
Me: well can you look for me
Guy: ok sure….. um yes he has… the account was paid and finalised yesterday

FAARRRKKK!K!!!

As you can tell I deal with a bunch of spanners day in day out…. These people are meant to be customer service but they are actually just underpaid c**ts who don’t care about their jobs and just want to finish for the week so they can have a beer.

Sound Familiar!??

Shh…

So on a lighter note..

How good is thai chicken green lemongrass curry.. well it was last night thanks to the lovely Caitlin. It was great, accompanied by a tigerbeer and a shitful movie. Made for a good night.

I was put in charge of cooking the rice… and of course ruined it… but all in all definitely not the worst meal ive ever had.

Going to the gym tonight for the first time in forever…. I have the right mind to bomb the fucking place after their hard sell marketing and bleed you dry contracts they impose.

My contract is for a year… if I want to cancel, I have to pay out the remaining months… which at the moment is about 300 bucks… plus a termination fee and they don’t cancel it for 30 days so they debit you an extra month as well.
They call you a few times a month to give you free training sessions if you bring 3 friends and if they don’t sign up at the end you have to pay for the training session. They call up and ask why we haven’t been coming much… and when I tried to lie and say I moved to Sydney they proceded to offer me- if you pay a one off fee of $95 you can switch your membership to our Sydney venue.
Fuck you!
So I decided to stick it through and actually use the gym for the remaining months.
But the place is full of wankers and people trying to pick up everynight of the week… it may not be worth it.

Back to the beers and burgers I guess.

Lazy Sunday

Good afternoon lovelys.

i am officially dead today. last night was quite epic.. on a quiet note.

we made the decision to host a bit of a come over and have a beer night at ourhouse. involved were me, Caitlin, Matty, Dan , Andy Ange and Lozza , a slab of beer, a bottle of jamiesons a 6 pack of cider and a 6 pack of some other beer someone bought and 2 bottles of wine

shindig begins.

we drink listen to music get more drunk, andy starts to get worse... he drops a beer spills it all over our balcony, then yells at people for it :s, mumbles a bit, smashes a glass, we say 'andy...come on man calm down' he says, 'mmrrmmmrmr fuckyou....' he drops another beer allover our shoes, we tell him to sit down and have some water. he tells us to get fucked. (can you tell this is fun), andy procedes to walk inside to sit on the couch... falls slow motion onto our glass coffee table... not breaking it but as caitlin tries to help him up he wont move... hes half asleep upside down on the table..

all the while we are just sittin round listening to music, watching liverpool highlights and talking absolute bollocks in a crap english accent - well not me :P

andy sobres up a little and procedes to tell us all to get fucked and how shit we are. so i tackle him to the ground and sit on his stomach just to piss him off. (good mate i am)

andy falls asleep on the chair... and i wont say anything after that but you know how drunk people can get when someone falls asleep. :) i smash a bottle, dan smashes a wine glass, lozza bell uploads drunken half naked photos of me and dan on facebook :( i fuck aroundon the internet, not remembering what i actually did... probably offensive.

so this morning the house is a bomb shell, i am tired everything smells and i just had a burger for lunch. just annother weekend in the life of flip eh?


we get an apology phone call from andy this morning, which actually turns out to be a - hey is there any of my scotch left... tsk tsk.

i stupidy watch the liverpool chelsea replay only to get sad and proud at the same time.. they did a good job. watched a special on the Hillsborough Disaster, and got a bit sad. YNWA

now just thinking if i should sleep or have a beer. you decide.

anyway im too tired to write anymore. adios.

Hey peoples,

new blog - might keep doing this, as i got a few comments and people said hey you have a blog.. .:s

so here i am sitting in hideous white track pants feeling like a wog from coburg (no offense to those i know hehe)

listening to A-Trak, here's a hot tip, if you don't know him... find out. good music and seemingly good guy. maybe he might read this :D

last night, id say a medium level debacle lots of fun including me considering becoming a tram driver... they earn 80g a year and imagine what i could blog about.

sooo last night...... finished work and had a few beers in our (Fun Room)

(our office has transferred a floor of our building into a fun room with pool tables, daytona machines, Wii/PS3, pinball machines, frogger and space invaders and a fridge full of beer)

that ended up a bit boring so i left to meet the lovely caitlin drinking with her work friend and loveable gentlement Brenton. and his lovely friend Chan.

so after a few $4 scotches in a hotel bar and a drunken argument with some fat greek girl about how much of a twat Christiano Ronaldo is. which ended with....

Fat Greek Girl- but he is sooo hot, look at his chest... oh and his hair and he crys when he misses a goal means hes in touch with his feelings.

Me - ...... (i didnt even answer just walked off.)

then off to word bar where the lovley cheree (spelling :s) made us some cocktails which tasted like apple pie, then strawberry sorbet and then one that was shit, that i poured into a redbull can.

forgetting to mention that chan came along and we had to stop half way for him to projectile vomit. me thinking he was dying, i ran into a nearby hotel to see if they had a cup of water... only to scare the girl at the desk thinking i was going to rob her.

nice girl emptied her ice tea to fill it up with water. :)

then at word bar, annother projectile vomit in the toilets... mind you this was at 9 o clock bless him.


chan decides to go home. me and caitlin treck to the rochie.

which on the way we stop to get a dirty kebab... the guys remember us from smith st kebab shop they used to own and want to talk to us all night and tell us there will be trouble if we dont come back tonight :s
the highlight of this pitstop or even the night, i convince some guy who is just starting to eat a open kebab on a plate with rice type dish... to give me half of it ... so i kneel next to him scoffing his plate of meat (doesnt sound right does it) while i listen to his life story... stupid fucker neglected to realise he had lost his meal to someone who wasnt even listening to him


We hit the Rochie, the old haunt from the get drunk and have a parma days...

the night ends with about 14 pints and dancing with little sammy on my shoulders... and coming home to an empty house and a hangover this morning. not feeling too bad though..

just watched changeling about an hour ago... not a bad movie not what i expected... only thing to note... angelina jolie is getting old, much past her tombraider days me thinks.


what to do tonight. let me know. :)

right now i might clean the room and have a shower...


new thing that i hate...

taxi drivers who purposly go the wrong way... greedy fucks.

things i like - our first taxi man who is actually a pilot - cool motherfucker.


song to listen to..... - this one of the A-Trak Infinity +1 album

Nil By Mouth (Knightlife Remix) - Bag raiders


in the words of PDiddy - Lets Go!

And I can blog from my phone. Sweet!

I did not know that. Anyway off to beers soon

1st blog of many... unless you people hate it.

Well hello Blog, and its (so far) 0 readers.


whats on the agenda and mind today... lets see

as this is new and Ive got my pre-emptive writers block this may tend to bore the shit out of you… but here goes.


Well, house to ourselves this half a week, as the extended house family are away to the Great Barrier Reef

Leaving the house dark and empty… but still kind of a breath of fresh air at the same time.


Tonight they say the plan is to go to the Rochester… the old stomping ground of the homeless rock deros and the prissy indie kids alike (sometime indistinguishable)

Could be fun, but chances are I will dance to 3 songs – one of them being the beloved Libertines ‘cant stand me now’ (they always play that at about 2.35 pm on a Friday)

Then probably hang around outside so you can at least hear people talk to you. And probably spill a few pints along the way. WHO'S IN??

So in life at the moment, with many attempts of detox and give up this and that and lose weight and actually use the gym that I pay a fortune for each month…. And FAILING… I've decided. Time to lose some weight and do something worthwhile… become some Russell brand type icon.
Either that or keep plodding along and end up like that guy who looks like a thumb…. (Either Way – Instant Celebrity Status)… I cant lose

So I'm not loving whole heartedly my job at the moment… wont go too much into it because knowing the Internet… they’re watching.
So I think I need to look at something else… so I can earn more.. and play more… maybe more time at the Rochie?

Back to the house thing… me and the lady are living quite comfortably in our apartment with the housemates… but with their almost definite return to Holland, this means we have to perhaps vacate and find somewhere a little bit shitter to live.

Not for a few months but the suckiness of it is playing on the mind . .. I don’t want to leave… I like our living space.

If anyone can donate an equally as great spot for the same cash price… let me know.


Half way through this blog, I went for my first mid work beers in a long long time… leaving me quite unmotivated to do anything… but push through…

So excuse the change of tone and content to follow.

One thing I will probably continue to use in this blog…

At the moment… Things that shit me … and things that don’t J


BAD –

Tram inspectors…. Those motherfuckers with their smug faces … their aggression and their blatant man handling of attractive women when they don’t have a ticket ‘oh…she was trying to evade capture so I had to grab her breast’…..jerks!

City parking... the bain of my existence… trying to get take away coffee or a bite to eat in the city… needing a park for only 3 minutes… impossible. That parking space either doesn’t exist… or has a hidden sign which is actually 2 blocks away that says tow away zone, get out of your car to cross the road…then bang you don’t have a car anymore.

2009 fashion… honestly kids… its getting ridiculous.

Nerdy motherfuckers that grow up to be successful and take out their years of pain on the people below them… self explained.

People at cafes/restaurants that don’t listen…
-Hi I’ll have a ham cheese tomato croissant….
-So what bread is that on…
-Croissant!
-So… not sourdough…
-You motherfucker!

Bands that cant play/sing/write… learn all those things then make a band… unless you are 7… in that case then go for it annoy mum and dad… you sound better than most.
GOOD -

Not much…. I'm a miserable fucker


Well not really…

PHO… sweet Vietnamese beef soup goodness… found my vice.

Iphone twitter… keeping up to date with celebrities eating and going to the toilet.

Bebida tapas bar… on smith street Collingwood (Melbourne) really cosy, good food and drink, comfortable backyard courtyard thing, cruisy music… except one night someone booked it out to have a C*NT building night, where you pay $4 to build a vagina out of primary school art and craft supply… remember Clag…ughhh

Seeing other people miss public transport… simple good fun.. in the rain too.

OZ… Tv Show on SBS, about some prison somewhere with shit that happens… half the cast of Law and Order… and Elliot is gay :s

Red Wine … its back… get on it.


Other than that,… not much going on… lets see if anyone reads this or comments… can you even comment on blogs.. fucked if I know.


Aurevoir !