Saturday, April 18, 2009

Lazy Sunday

Good afternoon lovelys.

i am officially dead today. last night was quite epic.. on a quiet note.

we made the decision to host a bit of a come over and have a beer night at ourhouse. involved were me, Caitlin, Matty, Dan , Andy Ange and Lozza , a slab of beer, a bottle of jamiesons a 6 pack of cider and a 6 pack of some other beer someone bought and 2 bottles of wine

shindig begins.

we drink listen to music get more drunk, andy starts to get worse... he drops a beer spills it all over our balcony, then yells at people for it :s, mumbles a bit, smashes a glass, we say 'andy...come on man calm down' he says, 'mmrrmmmrmr fuckyou....' he drops another beer allover our shoes, we tell him to sit down and have some water. he tells us to get fucked. (can you tell this is fun), andy procedes to walk inside to sit on the couch... falls slow motion onto our glass coffee table... not breaking it but as caitlin tries to help him up he wont move... hes half asleep upside down on the table..

all the while we are just sittin round listening to music, watching liverpool highlights and talking absolute bollocks in a crap english accent - well not me :P

andy sobres up a little and procedes to tell us all to get fucked and how shit we are. so i tackle him to the ground and sit on his stomach just to piss him off. (good mate i am)

andy falls asleep on the chair... and i wont say anything after that but you know how drunk people can get when someone falls asleep. :) i smash a bottle, dan smashes a wine glass, lozza bell uploads drunken half naked photos of me and dan on facebook :( i fuck aroundon the internet, not remembering what i actually did... probably offensive.

so this morning the house is a bomb shell, i am tired everything smells and i just had a burger for lunch. just annother weekend in the life of flip eh?


we get an apology phone call from andy this morning, which actually turns out to be a - hey is there any of my scotch left... tsk tsk.

i stupidy watch the liverpool chelsea replay only to get sad and proud at the same time.. they did a good job. watched a special on the Hillsborough Disaster, and got a bit sad. YNWA

now just thinking if i should sleep or have a beer. you decide.

anyway im too tired to write anymore. adios.

1 comment:

  1. Hahaha I forgot about the "falling over the coffee table" bit! Classic times.

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