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Whats happening….*sigh

So, on an entirely shit note… I decided to have a beer last night. Sobriety not going so well, as all I feel like today is water sleep and fried food….

And that also meant my true blood marathon has been interrupted… is it just me or is anyone sad that in the first season that crazy (yet kind of attractive) wench Amy, killed Eddie… he was so lovely!

And I have to say… his makeup from the silver mesh burns was done quite well…

Speaking of makeup… after returning from Europe... I might try my hand at my chosen profession, after 2 years out of it.. :(

Much more money and fun to be had there than working in this arse of a job… but I wont be able to sit on the internet as much…dammit!

I have decided that 3 below is dangerous… because it sells giant fucking beers.. that when ordering a round… I just cant resist…

For all those who don’t know it.. http://www.threebelow.com.au/ nice bar… lovely bar people and chefs… good times…

In my hungover state today I decided to shave… but keep my fantastically pathetic excuse for a moustache… oh well at least my mum thinks I look good!

I have recently started to revert back to eating chocolate… Damn tasty goodness, its killing me quicker than the crack and booze is..!

Would you agree that the twix© bar is probably the best one going around… and marsbars are poo…

…jeez whats even worse today, my boss is having a swearing fight with his wife on the phone… uncomfortable much?

I had a bit of a wig out yesterday about my life… thinking what I wanted to do … cos I am sitting like a fucking vegetable at this job… getting lazy and pale…

Bring on summer and make me a lion tamer, and ill be right… but in all seriousness, I’m thinking makeup might be a good idea… after all I still have heaps of stuff which is being unused.

I know I found this many moons ago… but I thought I would share this with you… when googling my name ‘Flipp’, one of the more popular search results is this piece of utter horse shit of a band

Im thinking of changing my name…

So EPL is back this week… Liverpool playing burnley… who I must thank for beating Man U… but please don’t pull out the same display against us…

And now for another return of…..

THINGS THAT SHIT ME –

1. People that sigh and huff and puff about there not being enough room on the tram (in peak hour) … like honestly… yeah I bumped into your arm.. but this is public transport… if you don’t like it….drive your car you pretentious cockburger!

2. Fashion point – late 20’s to early 40’s men that think the only outfit they can wear on a night out on the town… is bootcut jeans and brown dress shoes, with either a black button up shirt or one with stupid pattern on it.… seriously… its getting old and when you walk in a group… you all have the same shit on… (or brown/khaki/beige trainers… incorrect)

3. Motherfuckers who take a sneaky peak at your *insert word for penis* while at the urinal….really lads… really? Just don’t… (even better when they realise they have been caught..awkward arseholes)

4. Rock/rap fusions (the bad ones) like linkin park and limp bizkit… now what are they doing…

5. Coffee snobs… oh ill have the risretto with the crème of dicks…. Or you cant drink a latte after 11…. Or its not latte (that’s milk) you must say café latte…. Eat a dick!

6. Men who are verbally filthy in public…. ‘oh hi group of people… my god I just love *insert explicit sexual activity*’ or ‘ yeah id do *insert horrible sexual action* to that chick…’ stop you perverts… keep it to your self and your buddys,.. I don’t want to hear it at a café or on the tram….

7. My Moustache.. :P

8. Blatently racist people who work in customer service… (calling optus) Hi this is Cameron…can I have your mobile number… ok… how can I help you….*conversation*…. So daniel aren’t you glad im not one of those Indian people… I really wish they would stop hiring so many… this is our country….etc.etc…’ Jesus buddy! Your calls are recorded you know… even if you think it… don’t tell me… a random customer…

8. The price of booze… fuck I have spent way too much money to date… what kind of bar is charging 12dollars for 1 peroni…

9. most other things :P

haha one website I do love… is www.cracked.com, of which this is where this caption of the day has come from… haha!

And for our daily dose of graffiti…

heh...

until next time... farewell!

Love Flipp

Good afternoon Bloghookers!…

I can see as of now I have 3 followers on this blog… now that either means… not too many people have a blog profile.. or I’m epically boring.

Id like to side with the first option, but can tell it’s more than likely the second!

Sooo weekend recap...

Trying out this not drinking thing… first effort… didn’t do so well… But that will teach me for trying to start a Detox on a Friday… when I have a house party to attend then later working at a bar… sigh…

Finished work on Friday… went home to have something to eat, relax for a bit… and drive the lovely lady to a house party… which had a theme of ‘Faux Facial Hair’ which ended up with this kind of thing..




And this house belonging to the lovely Natalie had the best 19..somethingorother’s retro green kitchen..



After that… went on to work at the old trusty WORDbar! It has been a while since the last shift… but everything seemed the same… worked with Seb, who I am forever in debt to for getting me Meredith Tickets..

The night was called ‘Twilight Crooks’ which was a hip hop night but with a bit of a twist… they had a featured artist who was selling paintings, a featured fashion label… not just your average shit hiphop/r&b had some more laid back and different stuff.
I was more than happy to hear Collie Buddz, A-trak remixes, Jay-z, No Diggity, Kid Sister, Lupe Fiasco, Nas, Wu-tang and others, that you normally wouldn’t hear out too much.
The night is run by these guys… which after meeting the boys, seemed like really cool kids.. with great ideas for their music/events business.

Check them out… and come down to word bar for next Friday… and have a beer

www.iamfatterthanyou.com

The only downside was finishing early morning... wrecked me for most of the weekend..

And going to late night Maccas drivethru! I had to repeat my order 3 times because the guy kept getting it wrong…(Hi, 1 chicken deluxe meal and a chicken deluxe burger and a cheese burger…..ok 2 mcchickens….noooo let me repeat…) .. then when he finally got it right.. we waited 10 minutes for it and they got it wrong! Sigh…


Saturday consisted of waking up at 2 pm… having some fried Asian food and the beginning of True blood… this show has now officially taken over my life. And easily my favourite character is this man right here



Lafayette!

Only a few episodes in… but I think it might be a lock in this week… until it is finished. And god knows what I will do when it is finished… probably take up crack..


Dinner with mum and Nonna that night.. and then off to Tryst Bar in Toorak… which actually isn’t a bad bar considering its chapel street location. Nice outside area… friendly people..
It was for Brooklee’s birthday…but while still of the sauce.. I only stayed a little..

Sunday – was a bit different… went to the footy for the first time in like a year.. got to yell at some men in short shorts and eat a pie!


Lets see how this week pans out..

On a closing note…
Here are some points.

- Hair Gel is out – unless you are a punk/rockabilly or sleazy

- After finding out about this happening to friends of mine... I have to make this statement Fuckstains who rob other people’s stuff deserve a bus to the face…

- iPhone's need to get something more exciting.. I'm getting bored.

- A lot…quote ‘a lot’ of taxi drivers are fucking weird psycho dangerous people… I had one try and run me off the road by merging into me while giving me the finger last night… (just because I was going the speed limit).. next taxi ride I have while drunk I will probably tell the driver this story hehe…

- I met a guy the other night… who (at 18years of age) still did not know how to tie his shoelaces… WTF… this is incorrect.. this boy should be caned.

- We need a petition to stop the majority of white people from dancing… its honestly getting worse… even more when hip hop comes on… just give up guys.. even the girls (who for its easier to look alright dancing) are getting worse.

- The term ‘Hooker’, is no longer an insult… more of a colloquial term for female friend… ‘hey hooker how was your weekend’ …please take note.

and that is all..

and one final picture for continuity..

crap graffiti - this one is Genius



Goodnight Hookers...

Love Flipp.

Chris Brown's Bowtie!

Blogging days.

So summer is approaching … and in an attempt to get fit and save money to head to Europe with… I’ve decided to go booze free for as long as I can. (Probably till lunch if you ask me)

Starting today … no booze, no crack pipes no prostitution… easy street!

I’m surprisingly upbeat at the moment… last night I had a bit of a whinge to some lovely friends and waking up today with the last hangover ill have in a while…. Left me looking positive…

So I’m working for the first time in ages… at word bar tonight, so pop in for a beer if you wish.

Should be exciting… serving drunk wankers, sober as a nuns brother.

I’m a little sad, because tonight we have to part with our collection of McDonalds chairs we have gradually acquired.

They are going to a new home for a while..

Few topics of interest at the moment..

Parklife festival! Lets just hope Ange can get a ticket… can anyone help?.. I’m looking forward to seeing A-Trak(and Mustard), ErolMotherfuckingAlkan, MSTRKRFT and hopefully (due to not drinking) not spending 900 bucks like I do at every festival!

Getting Meredith Tickets YES!… still planning a line up at 4 am though.! Just for the fun of it!

Chelsea getting shat on by Fifa…. No transfers until 2011 ! yes! Suck shit !

But still I don’t know what Rafa is doing with our team (Liverpool) at the moment… I’m hopeful but nervous about our season.

Also… DJ AM’s Funeral today..

Bless. I hope he gets a respectful send off.

So as to be a regular feature in this blog… stupid graffiti!

Sigh...

Deep :P

And on a final note… did anyone see Chris brown in his bowtie on Larry King the other day… fantastic…

here is a recreation courtesy of @questlove

hehe Kidding

Peace and love... Flipp

Pointless graffiti

Poor guy


Haha

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Feeling shite and more

Hi There…


Today kind of sucks for me..

Its kind of awkwardly hot… and windy (hay fever)… and I feel like shite … I’m considering being a wanker… and going straight edge… Because I’m sick of feeling like a scotch filled ashtray.

At least I can wear crazy clothing and indie glasses - a la this guy



But probably not…

Went for a few beers last night at rooftop bar.. .wasn’t too impressed with a plastic pint glass of Stella costing $9.5… but what can you expect… it’s a bar on a roof…. The view was nice and it wasn’t too cold… until it got to about 9 o’clock… then they bought the heaters out…..

Tried the new McDonalds Angus Beef burger… and the verdict as I would put it… average..

Yeah It was a gourmet bun, and the onion was red but the lettuce was brown, the meat was a little dry and the cheese was the same shit they use for the cheeseburgers… Plastic.
And to pay 7.95 for a burger... give me a burrito any day.

Lucky I don’t eat Mickey Ds too often.



I think I am still suffering the repercussions from last week’s boat ride, which was ‘the boat that rocked.’

Here’s a review of a great gig set up by my second Family (Carnation) let’s hope they do more like this.

http://www.fasterlouder.com.au/reviews/events/20069/Titanic--The-Hovercrafts-Carnation-The-Good-China--A-boat-on-the-Yarra-Melbourne-290809.htm"

The boat was packed, and after handing out 40 pizzas with caitlin, we decided to get our drink on..

Come the end of the boat trip... Amazing bands, a million overpriced beers and an epic self rendition of bohemian rhapsody I was fuckered.!

Still feeling it.


So…. Something that has pepped me up today – I decided to go through my old iPod to rediscover my youth music ..

To which I found;
Naughty by Nature – Brilliant
New Edition – Hit me offfffffff
Re found my love for R. Kelly porn R&B
A fantastic song I haven’t heard in so long – red Astaire remix– Follow me – D’Angelo, Methodman & Redman – cant get any better



Also on a more serious note

If you remember me talking about how good District 9 was….
…apparently not so good of a movie… according to some..



Yes the premise, the social commentary was well done and in some way an effective mirror on our world… but one thing I failed to take into account, and I think many others did too.

Where it was filmed – seems to have been a parallel to the story they were telling, a poor area, with people living much like the aliens in the film in makeshift houses, uncomfortable and unstable. . And bringing big Hollywood to these peoples lives is kind of a kick in the face.

Paying the local extras $12 a day (when you know they could afford more), then having lush amounts of catering and comfort right in their faces.

A short piece about it here… http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/02/district-9-soweto-residents-exploitation

(Regardless – it is a great movie.. its just a shame that these things had to happen to get it made, I still recommend you see it)


So on a closing note….

How awesome is Stupid Graffiti





Love Flipp

Haha

Good one buddy. Classic art

Brilliant day

Helllooo motherfuckers!

I'm firstly excited to see if this new blogg iPhone app works.

But..... how good is today sun is shining for the first day ever



Had a scotch and a beer at lunch followed by the quickest sandwich ever. It's put me in a great mood. But I know well probably have a week of rain to follow. Not to worry who's in for a beer tonight where shall we go?

Work has been kind of disgusting because my boss keeps farting horrible. And even worse cos I am stuck in here with the in out there. Contemplating jumping out the window but it's too high.

Other than that I've Been on a bit of a rant. Twilight is shitting me up the wall. The girls at work are obsessed with it. Half naked posters of rob Patterson or what ever his name is.

The damn books/films are pro Mormon propaganda if you ask me.
The thing that bothers me even more is we have 2 forty plus ladies here who also have half naked screen savers and posters of the guy. Weird.

Annother weird older person thing - I saw an older business woman on the tram this morning playing rpg game on her nintendo DS ... Time to get laid miss.

On another note. If anyone hasn't seen district 9 yet. Please do so. Brilliant movie. Tell me what you think.

By the way whoever invented these things need to make them last longer I've gone through 2 today



Who ever said drinking was bad?



Love Flipp